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A made up phrase that sounds dirty,but doesn't actually mean anything at all.
Girl1: I heard Kyle Stewart got a Lops Johnson last night!

Girl2: What does that mean?!
by killaky1306 July 13, 2012
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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to date someone and lead them on for months just to break up once you're bored of the relationship, usually ghosting them
girl 1: did you hear that they broke up last week??
girl 2: there's no way. why!?

girl 1: idk, he just lops johnsoned her out of the blue without any reason at all
by xoxoFUCKER October 28, 2019
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