You know it's time to throw out your tighty whities when they become loosey whities.

Fun ways to dispose of loosey whities:

throw them over a fence and into someone's pool or jacuzzi;

leave them in someone's glove compartment;

put them in someone's desk at work or school;

throw them onto a powerline;

hang them from a tree branch or bush;

stuff them into someone's pillow case;

put them between the pages of a library book on a shelf;

superglue them onto a mirror in a public washroom;

hoist them onto a flagpole;

staple them onto a co-worker's cork board;

tape them onto a blackboard;

sneak them into an enemy's lunchbox;

place them into someone's shoes;

put them into someone's backpack when they're not looking;

tape them onto someone's locker;

stuff them into the keyhole of a lock so that the victim will have a hard time opening it;

clog a public toilet, sink, or water fountain with them;

leave them on a supermarket shelf;

shove them into someone's water bottle, thermos, or watercooler;

sneak them into a slurpee machine;

put them into someone's mailbox;

place them on top of someone's head while they're sleeping;

hang them from someone's car antenna or side mirror;

leave them in the middle of a hallway;

put them into someone's ipod or cellphone case;

deposit them in a post box;

clog an ATM's credit card intake with them;

leave them in the fridge or freezer of a stranger;

leave them under some watermelons at the grocery store;

stuff them into someone's cd player or dvd player;

donate them to goodwill.

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