Me: "so I walked into Loompaland with my friend and the chick behind the counter was like 'OMG! you're like the palest person I've ever seen in here!!!' and I was like 'yeah well I like to remain people colored, especially when it's snowing out'.
(The above example actually happened. THe oompa loompa tried to stick me in its oven for 15 minutes)
(The above example actually happened. THe oompa loompa tried to stick me in its oven for 15 minutes)
by PrincessPuffinMuffin May 14, 2010