The act of getting banned from Uber and/or Lyft for being a racist or xenophobic piece of shit. Coined when right wing pseudo-journalist and conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer was banned from the services for voicing her bigotry on drivers for the companies.
I was Loomered for no reason, all I did was say I didn't want any Muslim drivers to pick me up and imply that all Muslims are terrorists or terrorist sympathizers. I don't get it.
by GLibProg September 06, 2018
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1. To make incoherent arguments in support of bigoted beliefs; to give a non-sequitur reply.
2. To do unspeakable things to defenseless tires.
“I have pulled two scams to take my fanshard earned money. I totally Loomered them!”
by Mike Daitch December 28, 2017
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When independent journalist Laura Loomer surprises the subject of a news story on camera with a question the public wants answered but the mainstream media refuses to ask
James Comey got Loomered!
by Write Winger April 19, 2018
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When, during intercourse with your partner, a dog sneaks up and licks your butthole.

Named after Alt-Right "journalist" Laura Loomer, after a now deleted series of tweets that described a dog licking her butthole while she was having sex with a neo-nazi.
We were going at it, when all of a sudden I got Loomered by her dog!
by BrakkyWacky October 17, 2018
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When Laura Loomer squats her dirty bloomer over your face and lets out a big queefy queef .
(Female Jewish accent) oh gawd baby are you ready to get loomered
by EthanRalph October 21, 2018
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When someone is confronted with overwhelming evidence of something they're guilty of doing and caught off guard by a line of questioning, usually resulting in someone running away or assaulting the inquirer when being called out. This almost always results in the inquirer being thrown out of a public venue where they've approached and questioned the subject.
Man, did you see that politician being confronted by that journalist ? They freaked out and assaulted the journalist then ran behind security instead of answering her questions. That politician just got Loomered.

Maxine, honey, you just got Loomered.

I caught my boyfriend with another girl, so of course, I Loomered them both.

I saw Keith walking downtown, so I took the opportunity to ask him about the domestic abuse allegations, he wouldn't answer me and instead ran away. Keith 100% got Loomered.
by JustMeHK September 02, 2018
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