Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate

I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023

looking for markers

Searching for the condom that’s deep in your pocket while getting head.

Kevin was looking for markers while searching for a movie on Netflix.

by Sergeantcomingforyou January 5, 2018

No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.

During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.

by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022

Stalker Look

The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.

Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,

Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.

by yoyoyoyo111 November 2, 2009

fugg i look like

what the fuck do i look like??

james- why would you windmill your mom you dumbass?? your fuckin retarded

ronny- fugg i look like ya fuckin shitlick?? mind your own business ya fucktard..

james-your fuckin gay..

by bigballer_2396 October 9, 2011

Lester looking

Searching for something once lost that is in plain sight but is not seen. Looking without seeing.

We were all sitting around waiting for our friend to find his keys that were on the dresser but he couldnt see them because he was Lester looking.

by Anonymous 687 October 9, 2021

Looking the other way

A threat of being slapped or punched if you don’t obey someone’s demands.

If you don’t return my bike in 1 hour you’re going to be looking the other way real fast. And it better not be damaged!

by Dogmomat57 December 27, 2022