George: "This Dj's trainwrecking again, and this track is terrible! Time to go."

Anri: "But he's dressed so well in that vintage desert tunic, leather jacket and fedora - even though he's knocked it off with his headphones 3 times- and all the hipster girls down in front are in a trance by his good looks and style. I wanna hit on one of em!"

George: "Wow Anri, I didn't know you were so into Look House, you were outside chatting it up for the last set and that chick killed it!"

Anri: "Yeah sorry George. I know you liked the DJ before this guy and rightfully so, the music was on point from what I saw; but honestly she was kinda ugly and just wasn't dressed well enough for me to truly enjoy it so I went outside to network. But I like this guy lets stay!"

George: performs face palm.

I've been jabbed