Urban Dictionary: Lonnie

amazing, gorgeous, handsome, pretty, 10/10 i love them so much

by cursed davey July 30, 2021

A person who usually has the personality of a ugly butt who no one cares about unless you make them he also doesn't care about anyone so he always has his headphones in his ears his favorite pair of shoes are Jordans he hates the color pink and his room always smells like dirty booty

Who is that Lonnie

by Cariea May 03, 2018

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lonnie a super nice girl who is loyal and the best friend you could ever have . She has an inner strength and she’s funny yet serious at the same time ages we’ll and can keep s secrete She’s dependable and amazing

She is such a lonnie . People are jealous.

by Upon it February 24, 2020

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Lonnie is a strange woman who can be a little far out sometimes making it difficult to keep up with her love of riddles. Kind of self-isolating when really all she hopes for is to be recognised.

David: Lonnie, this is our date, please don't go on about secret spirits in the nightskies of self doubt and twilights of unrequited soulmation??? Stay here with me please, on the horizontal line.
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!