"Man that Jiggypuff is so lonnie."
"Man I don't want this stale and hard cottoncandy, I want some fresh lonnie cottoncandy."
"Man I don't want this stale and hard cottoncandy, I want some fresh lonnie cottoncandy."
by badmofo808 February 4, 2010
a male who is given the name after an embarassing accident of being caught sleping naked with his hand,,,,uhm..nevermind
by Avatar<33 April 27, 2010
by Vicious Masterjack January 8, 2014
by SadeWatersfan March 22, 2017
Lonnie is a strange woman who can be a little far out sometimes making it difficult to keep up with her love of riddles. Kind of self-isolating when really all she hopes for is to be recognised.
David: Lonnie, this is our date, please don't go on about secret spirits in the nightskies of self doubt and twilights of unrequited soulmation??? Stay here with me please, on the horizontal line.
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!
by Krkič March 16, 2020
To be left hung out to dry, cock blocked, lied to, or otherwise let-down by someone who you were totally counting on.
I had to walk home from the bar because the douchebag who was supposed to give me a ride completely Lonnied me!!!
by TMANN69 November 28, 2011
The man's man. Physically spectacular specimen. IQ is considered too high to be determined. A conqueror.
I'm sorry the Lonny you are searching for is busy with yo mama at the moment. Please call back when he tells you to.
by LJBurton February 25, 2009