A pimp, drug dealer, or "whatever" guy you do daily illegal business with and who you owe some of your welfare check to.
GPL 'Gotta Pay Lonnie"
druggie chick in welfare line: "I can't live on 200 a month"
Jail Dude: "I can't live on 200 a day haha"
Druggie Chick: " well, I need the 200, I have a phone bill and I "Gotta Pay Lonnie."
(The name is fictitious)
druggie chick in welfare line: "I can't live on 200 a month"
Jail Dude: "I can't live on 200 a day haha"
Druggie Chick: " well, I need the 200, I have a phone bill and I "Gotta Pay Lonnie."
(The name is fictitious)
by sherrbie June 27, 2012
Generally but not limited to a homosexual deadbeat that makes his way through the slummiest of motels Tends to beat woman and children regularly can’t hold a job and uses drugs as much as possible.
by Realdealtruegang100 October 27, 2020
A penis that is the size of a man’s big toe. A man with a Little Lonnie is often referred to as Lonnie, which is typically accompanied by little man syndrome.
by Phillip McCooter May 06, 2020
Lonni smells like balogna on the daily, is under 5 ft, lives in Transylvania. Can crank 90's is so epic
by Lonnisucks July 06, 2020
A person who usually has the personality of a ugly butt who no one cares about unless you make them he also doesn't care about anyone so he always has his headphones in his ears his favorite pair of shoes are Jordans he hates the color pink and his room always smells like dirty booty
Who is that Lonnie
by Cariea May 03, 2018
lonnie a super nice girl who is loyal and the best friend you could ever have . She has an inner strength and she’s funny yet serious at the same time ages we’ll and can keep s secrete She’s dependable and amazing
by Upon it February 24, 2020
Lonnie is a strange woman who can be a little far out sometimes making it difficult to keep up with her love of riddles. Kind of self-isolating when really all she hopes for is to be recognised.
David: Lonnie, this is our date, please don't go on about secret spirits in the nightskies of self doubt and twilights of unrequited soulmation??? Stay here with me please, on the horizontal line.
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!
Lonnie: Sorry, i got carried away. I meant to say that you chose a great location for our get together. I love how its so quiet, all you can hear is nature. And the wine tastes formidable. And you are very sweet and attractive and i am enjoying our date so much, David!
by Laralotta March 15, 2020