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A large and fluffy and/or puffy object or person.
"Man that Jiggypuff is so lonnie."

"Man I don't want this stale and hard cottoncandy, I want some fresh lonnie cottoncandy."
by badmofo808 February 03, 2010
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a male who is given the name after an embarassing accident of being caught sleping naked with his hand,,,,uhm..nevermind
"dude. we gave him the nickname lonnie beacuase...-"

lonnie : "shutup!"
by Avatar<33 April 26, 2010
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A word to describe your bisexual boyfriend that wears skinny jeans made for girls and a unicorn necklace.
Ashley: "My bf Lonnie has such a big dick his best friend Erik can prove it!"

Erik: "My butt hurts so bad from being with Lonnie last night"
by Ashley<3Lonnie July 06, 2011
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The act of performing oral sex while defecating.

The opposite of blumpkin.

Alternate spelling-Lonny.
I bet that guy will give you a lonnie.
by Vicious Masterjack January 07, 2014
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A very stuck-up human being. Horrible foolish and an asshole. He also is very controlling and petty
Man you are such a Lonnie, stop or I will call the police.
by SadeWatersfan March 21, 2017
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A man who is a shitbag who can't pay for child support and is a totals dick to his kids.He puts women under the bus because he himself is jealous of not being a woman.If you meet a lonnie,be careful.
by Redheaded dickhed February 12, 2017
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she is a stupid little white girl with no curves booty boobs hair or life she a crake head baby she blends in with the walls her whole body smell like a trash can oh and she lonley she live on the streets with fake gucci and a android e 1 P.S.Iam black and getto so try me
Everyone: lonnie is a stupid white girl with no bood and she gotta antroide 1 from the 1 tree
by its.us.mia.autum February 03, 2019
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