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The name for someone with the body of a roman god. A Man of Great Size and Stature. He's the strongest guy in any given room. Known to say Love as a strong feeling in their heart but tries to show it in the best way they can. Unbelievably unbelievable in the words they speak
Sexy & Built .. Lonnie is the one to be with.
by Alecia Morgan July 10, 2013
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A Man of Great Size and Stature. Known to be Honest and Loyal. He's the Strongest guy in any given room, the first one you call when you're moving. Intelligent and engaging. Fathers beg him to marry their daughters.
How do you like your new Son in Law?
I wish he were more of a Lonnie.
by DaBiggun August 01, 2011
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the name for someone with the body of a roman god
lonnie is hot
by Alonzo Thompson January 29, 2009
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The most amazing, gorgeous human being on the face of the Earth. Has beautiful blue eyes. Long brown hair and presumably short. She loves to read and just be around her friends. Is extremely funny but yet a little perverted. Has those weird moments and laughs a lot. Sometimes she is really calm. Usually, only when she isn't in a very good mood. Or you know, she's day-dreaming. She loves too be with her boyfriend and he brings out the good in her. She doesn't care what people think of her and jumps around a lot and acts crazy. Lonnie has a weird crazed fashion. Her addiction is music and taking pictures of everything. Lonnie is just an all out amazing person.
..Lonnie
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Lonnie is not the nicest person, if you get on his nerves he will be an ass to you until you say sorry.
always likes basketball and never messed with fate. also eats others food

John: who's that

Ivan: that's Lonnie Don't mess with him
John: Why not?
Ivan: Just don't
Lonnie: STOP TALKIN ABOUT ME!!!
Lonnie can be really mean
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