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(noun)A beautiful,graceful young mother. Independent, thoughtful, strong in her opinions. She's the kind of woman that only needs Love from another person. Loni is what every man wants in a partner , very easy on the eyes, full of energy, drive, and a hunger for life. She going places and she'll only take you with her if you can hold your own and keep up. She takes care of her self, and the stuff that has to get done. She does it her way and on her terms. She doesn't need any one to tell her what to do or how to do it. She is the strongest person I know, and the only woman that deserves true love and a truly loving family.
"As a woman my goal in life is to be a Loni"
"Every time life gets me down I think... I'm a Loni I can do this"
by LLLove2bwithU February 02, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A female who loves to express her inner wild child. Example: Loves to party and have a good time.
That chick is a totally Loni.

Watch out there's a Loni coming over here! Rawr~
by Bob Di March 17, 2009
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such a cool person pretty and hot asf best gf ever
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A very good looking young man with a very enticing personality. He has a heart of gold and is always there for those who can’t stand up for themselves. He is very vey stubborn but always has good intentions.
Loni is really cool

Wish I could be loni

Loni is so sexy
by Tittle August 07, 2020
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a girl who clings to another for personal gain, esp. without giving anything in return, and usually with the implication or effect of exhausting the other's resources; parasite.
I can't go anywhere today because a loni exhausted my funds.
by alienations November 12, 2010
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