A boner or erection that occurs in one's home, or in any other place alone. This includes when they are looking at porn or reading/thinking about something erotic. A Loner Boner can also occur when somebody unattractive is around, such as a parent. However, if you are with a girl (or boy, depending on your gender preference) and you get a boner, this is not considered a Loner Boner.
Jeff: Dude, I just got a total Loner Boner last night.
Mike: What did you do?
Jeff: What every civilized man would do! Took advantage of it!
by Draginack August 04, 2008
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When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.
Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!
by Poonsquasher2.0 December 28, 2011
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When she's "not in the mood".
Man, we were fuckin' all alone at my house.. Lights out.. Under a blanket.. And then I find out I've got a loner boner.
by AviatorsMan August 13, 2008
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A loner boner is when you get a boner/masturbate to fictional characters because you're lonely and don't have anyone in real life
Guy 1 "Bro, I was playing Persona 5 the other day, and got a boner when i saw Futaba."
Guy 2 "Damn, i thought you said you had a girlfriend."
Guy 1 "I do."
Guy 2 "Then why did you get a loner boner?"
Guy 1 "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
by visherin March 06, 2020
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The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.
Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner
by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021
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lonely
being by yourself
with no friends what so ever
pretty much having nobody next to you, to make fun of people with.
I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(
by potranquita May 31, 2005
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When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.
You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"
by kylejohnson July 06, 2010
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