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The act of masturbating with both hands. Typically alternating between them, but many variations and techniques can be utilized depending on how slutty your hands are...

Discovered after after using the Stranger so much that it lost it's luster I wondered if my old standby would be into the idea of all of us partying together. Shockingly, they were into it!! and I realized the ultimate self satisfaction is a very low point of my life:(
Did you go out last night?

Nope, stayed home and had a "Lonely Threesome"
by Myfartssmelllikepoop February 11, 2011
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Jul 23 Word of the Day
A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
by AxonL July 20, 2021
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