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When you are alone at night cause you couldn't get laid and you use your tears as lubrication for masturbation.
I had a couple Lonely Nights last week, so now I gotta go to the store and get some Visine.
by Roy Berto February 25, 2012
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Water Bottle Is Full May 29, 2011
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The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Empty Water Bottle May 29, 2011
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