A man who is involuntarily celibate. He has no girlfriend (or boyfriend), and knows he can't get one, so he just jerks off to porn all the time.

The act of calling rodeo just as you are about to cum, when your friends are waiting to pounce outside the room, and you are masturbating, not having sex with an ugly slut. When they come in to laugh at you, the joke backfires. You laugh at them as they see you masturbating, if your lucky you will gun one of them done with your six shooter.

a boner you get while standing up

The person at the bank who arranges loans.

To sexually stimulate two woman at the same time using a "finger gun" hand-motion with either hand.

Someone who, because of a surgery or a natural deficiency, only has one testicle.

a single white circle thing left behind while playing the best game ever, pac man.