dude you are such a lone boner thinking about that emily chick.

"Where would I be without college? I wouldn't have friends, I wouldn't have a girlfriend, I would be the lonely boner that sits at home and jacks off all the time."

My friend Derrick is a lonely boner, or my brother Chad has a lonely boner.

if theres only one cloud in the sky its the lone boner

In a dark room there sits a lonely boner boy wishing for Hentai haven...