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1.Somebody who says "lol" when they aren't typing and they actually say it out loud.

2. A person that types lol way to many times, even when something isn't funny.
The following conversation did take place in real life and is said out loud.

Person 1: Lol
Person 2: Wow, you are such a lolser for not actually laughing and just saying lol, get off the computer sometime.
by Matt9236 February 01, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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someone who is so much of a loser that they are laughable, or lolworthy.

This could be for a wide range of reasons.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear about Esteban getting kicked in the balls by that girl last night?
Person 2: Haha, yeah, that seems to happen all the time - what a lolser
by DaveZeroZero March 14, 2008
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Noun. Similar to loser, except you laugh at the person at the same time.
BF1942 idiot #1: "I just crashed my plane into the ground."
BF1942 idiot #2: "You lolser."

Also see noob, douchebag, and trekkie.
by Sarpedon7777 September 28, 2005
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when you're laughing at someone and they think you're laughing with them.

ridicule, loser
"Hahahahah, you LOLSER."
by marilyn monrobot October 11, 2004
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laughing stock, loser...a loser that is completely wothy of laughing at
bert is such a lolser!!!
by chkxfactor March 10, 2004
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