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A person who produces trolls upon him/herself due to the pure stupidity of the actions he/she depicted.
John: yeah you know that kid down the road?

Adam: yeah the kid who wears the shirt that says "im gay" like everyday?

John: Yeah him, hes such a fucking lolscow. putting all those damn trolls upon himself like that. what a douche bag, it's like he likes it.
by lolcowabolisher January 31, 2011
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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