The four loko challenge is a sacred challenge rumored to never be completed. In order to complete the challenge the contestant must do a series of tasks that could only be described as utterly impossible.

1. The four loko can be any flavor or combination of different flavors, but must be the 23.5 oz can and be 14 % abv
2. You have 4 hours to complete the task.
3. The task must be started at midnight during a full moon and be completed by
4 in the morning.
4. All 4 four lokos must be downed in the first 90 minutes.

5. The next 30 minutes you must win 4 games of beer pong 1v1 meaning no team games.
6. The next 120 minutes can be done in any order but consist of 4 challenges within the challenge.

1. Drive(not ride in but actually drive) at least 4 miles in a vehicle on main roads and stop at 2-4 convenient stores and hold a 4 minute conversation with the clerk.

2. You must call a random phone number and maintain a 4 minute conversation, you only get 4 attempts or you are disqualified.

3. You must chug 4 oz of habanero hot sauce or hotter, no weak buffalo sauce or Louisiana sauce or you are disqualified.

4. Balance on one leg for 4 minutes without the other foot touching.

* The challenge must be witnessed by at least 4 people all recording for 4 hours at 4 different angles with no editing.
My friend died almost finishing the four loko challenge
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A 4-Loko mixed with a 5-hour energy and a couple bottles of Catnip Cocktail
Bro, I hit the Nutrition Zone with a pack of 4-Loko and a Big-Gulp cup to mix up some 9-Loko-Maow.
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Another word meaning to smoke blues, or in otherwards smoke fentanyl
Yo homy I'm feeling sick you got one one of those sad boy lokos I can get?
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The act of drinking to much 4 Loko which results in an individual acting like a complete fool and waking up in the hospital. Named for the first man who dared to drink to much 4Loko.
Scott: I just picked up Johnny from the hospital.

Dan: Loko Overmann night?

Scott: Exactly..
by The one guy you don't know December 15, 2010
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When you mix two flavors of Four Loko together for an entirely new drinking experience.
That sounds like an awesome Ocho Loko!
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mixing the Four Loko alcoholic energy drink with cocaine.
we have an eight ball and some purple four loko. lets get coke-o-loko tonight!!!
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A Chooch Loko is a two liter of Pepsi Max (Chooch Max), with 1/5 poured out and replaced with Green Dragon (weed infused everclear)
Yo lets go drink some chooch loko!
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