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Lohanwich (Low hAn witch)
(a) sandwich that looks like you want to put it in your mouth for about ten seconds, then dissolves into something you would never, ever touch.
(b) sandwich you have to steal and it's served baked. It's not really old though, it just looks REALLY old and stale.
(a) sandwich that looks like you want to put it in your mouth for about ten seconds, then dissolves into something you would never, ever touch.
(b) sandwich you have to steal and it's served baked. It's not really old though, it just looks REALLY old and stale.
2 sandwich makers @ sandwich spot. My friend gets Sandwich Maker B w her magical fingers. I get A and get stuck with a Lohanwich.
by JunkMale June 02, 2011
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020