The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Cum and shit in a freeze. Roll it up before freezing and then place a girl in side and cum over her for a tasty topping

Having to shit in a hurry, due to time constraints. Opposite of slow logging.

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

A shit you surreptitiously push out when you are “just peeing” while your partner is in the bathroom.

the act of selectively logging in a area of Forest, buy selecting only the trees that are suitable for harvest. and leaving the others to re seed, the area until, they are then suitable to harvest.

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce