a definition mostly used by mine crafter, Tommy Innit. First used in Logstedshire after Tommy was exiled from the SMP.
"Oh Tommy, here are some pity tools for you."
"NO! I DON'T WANT THIS. YOU AREN'T VERY LOGGERS!"
by acidcrate December 22, 2020
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1. what autocorrect changes 'poggers' to.
2. a very well known meme in the tannar eacott discord server, when something is great, it is loggers.
(logchamp is a variation of the word and is basically our way of saying 'mad lad')
*someone levels up*
everyone in the chat: loggers
by fullysh00k January 04, 2019
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A horny slut who sticks 5 cocks in each hole of her body. After being raped, this girl takes a bath in cum and gets shitted on and sticks salami up her pussy
That meat logger isnt popular in the clubs.
by shutupcunters November 05, 2018
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A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.
Me and Jason pulled a Kentucky Logger for about half an hour last night.
by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 28, 2019
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When you gotta take a big shit, and you drop it all in one steamy log, rather than many shits. Its glorious and sought after by many cultures. Some say it's where the term "holy shit" derives from. A one-logger must be chosen by God, and cannot be artificially induced, thus banning the faux-logger.
ex 1)

Guy1: hey man, i just dropped a one-logger!
Guy2: HOLY SHIT dude no way, u snap any pics?
Guy1: OFC, wanna see?
Guy2: Ive never seen anything so glorious.. what was it like..

ex2) the tweet:
Yo twitter, i just dropped a one-logger. #YOLO
by Jacob Longfloor January 29, 2012
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A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.
“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”
by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020
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A weapon made by taking a shit, freezing it, and dropping it into a sock
Person A:Yo, how did you get that black eye and broken arm!?
Person B:My mom used a Siberian Logger on me, made it herself
by totally not matthew April 20, 2018
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