When you have a very extreme bowl movement consisting of (one) extra large deposit of waste that always results in a water flow obstruction within the toilet. This will without question require a tool to dislodge the stoppage. By no means consult a plummer for the proper flow will resume when extraction is completed. extra soaking time may help loosen material and expedite full water flow
Zak you just laid a "logger turd" the size of a rolling pin. Go get the plunger quickly before it sets up like portland cement. Moron ass hole!
by Zeektoad February 13, 2010
An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.
The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.
by James OQueefe July 05, 2018
A meth infused fire wood logger that can not measure or follow through with getting any wood at all.
by The Methmaticians of the N.W. September 25, 2020
An unidentified person that shits without flushing. This designation is particularly appropriate when they leave a solid oversized log of feces for the toilet's next patron to find.
"Hey dude, the Fantom Logger just destroyed the shitter! You shoulda seen the size of that nasty sewer trout they left; must've been sitting there all day before I found it..."
by The Fantom Logger November 04, 2013
by Mr Ock June 26, 2019
by raddad123456789 December 17, 2014