A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

1. The male gentialia.

2. A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

To cockslap somebody, when you have a penis like a horse's.

A large piece of timber.

a standard looking tube-shaped poo.

Slang term for girls