a) an offensive synonym for a harem
b) a massage parlor/strip club that offers, behind closed, full services for an extra charge from the customer
have you ever been to a lay loft. definition b)?
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This man is a lanky bastered who things they are better than everone, love coke and ket on thw weekend but possibly has a big cock not sure
Dan lofts is a god
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The act of having a sexual experience with 2 females at the same time.
"Yo guys i totaled loft eagled with those girls last night"
by Tom Pagut October 08, 2007
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similar to a man cave but located on above the garage on a Ranch style house. Always a steady stream of Rock music and sausage bonding. Women need not apply.
I am going up to my Man Loft to be weird....no Hussies allowed
by Harry Sweez February 14, 2015
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When your girlfriend farts a stinky fart and cups her hand and lofts it up to your face to smell.
Did you just scoop and loft that fart gas towards my face. Why would you scoop and loft me if you love me ?
by Tlitt January 03, 2018
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Online store that has many different categories products, and it is from world - wide.
1click loft.com
by 1clickloft March 03, 2016
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A stupid starving artist who lives in the city, in some loft or other, and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These idiots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.
Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis.

Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis. Seriously, lets kick thier ass.
by cameronthered December 01, 2005
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