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a town in Illinois about 45 minutes away from Chicago.
I hate Lockport. Lockport hates me. its true!
by chicken pants pooper January 11, 2005
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It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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a kicker city near niagara falls new york where everyone thinks they are gangsta (from buffalo), vfw dances rule, and has the best mall in the country
lets go to that kicker mall in lockport.... hey at least its not newfane
by deepsteraeb May 07, 2005
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Downtown is clogged, taxes are hell high just like all other towns in its state of Illinois, do not move here unless you want to get arrested for something as driving within the speed limit because the police are very oppressive + shitty. Not to mention the water will probably kill you as though it got poisoned and actually traveled to Lockport homes.
Lockport is my home.
Man you are going to die or go to jail for life in one day.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
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