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A character from the 1994 role playing game Final Fantasy VI who is famous for being a dick.
Celes: You keep your dead girlfriend in some old dude's basement? Gross.
Locke: I'll protect you!
Terra: I thought you said you would protect me, asshole.
by pocketseizure November 09, 2012
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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The world's greatest treasure hunter. But don't call him a thief, or else...
<Victim> Thief!
<Locke> *rips Victim's lungs out!*
by LockeCole March 28, 2003
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(John Locke) a famous political philospher who wrote Two Treatises of Government. He was the pioneer of the social contract theory. Also the alias of Peter Wiggin in Enders Game.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 28, 2003
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John Locke is not the bald dude from Lost. John Locke is an English Philosopher who even influenced the American Declaration of Independence.

"omg john locke is so awesome"
"oh yeah, I read his book."
"omfg they have Lost books?"
"You lost your book?"
"What book?"
"..."
by g f b February 27, 2008
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