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He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader
Person 1: omg look at that guy

Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him
by Jesscc May 29, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.
Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan
by -M☺️ March 07, 2016
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Man with a penis as big as his heart. :)
That Lochlan, what a guy.
by Mckenzie157 March 01, 2017
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Name of the individual with the largest, thicket, healthiest penis on the planet. Often used when comparing other penis sizes.
Girl 1: His penis was huge! Probably almost 1/10 of a Lochlan!
Girl 2: Whoa, that's almost 9 inches right?
by Kola January 27, 2003
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Irish name traditionally given to the viking or raider of the group. Often bestowed upon those with red hair.
Dude1: Dude that Lochlan really likes to loot pillage and plunder wherever he goes.

Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.
by brick shit house August 19, 2018
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a guy who dates a lot of girls just for the sake of having a girlfriend
jeez that lochlan on to one over to the next
by datsurfchick June 24, 2014
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