Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Lochie is a extremely nice person. He is very sweet and supportive. He is a very good kisser and knows how to make a girl blush. He is a extremely good story teller and very imaginative. Not to metion how fucking hot he is. He can probably get anygirl girl he wants. And he has a fucking sexy body and a sexy voice.
Who is that?
That's lochie he is totally fucking sexy.
by SamMi4747 July 13, 2011
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A person containing extreme amounts of f00lishness...
by Anonymous April 06, 2003
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he owns lmhosting.co.uk and he sucks his dog's penis. Sick my fucker, go shag u fat mother
by bob October 16, 2003
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Funny as fuck. Extremely smart when he concentrates- which is never- and is very distracting. Very annoying but a great trustworthy mate. He'd be the kid to write qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp in the teacher's computer.
Lochie is so irritating.
Yeah but he is so funny.
by Kita101 September 24, 2018
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A Lochie is someone who loves cars. However a Lochie loves cars in a way to sexual way. Don't let them near your car or they will start fucking it. A lochie also likes fucking turtles. They are very short and unreliable.
Lochie singing to random car:

The machine of a dream, such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam
When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
With my hand on your grease gun
Mmm, it's like a disease, son
I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal
by PonyPony17 January 22, 2019
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