A school filled with 70% thugs and 30% preppy privileged white kids. An athletic department full of pedophiles. Could also be mistaken as a jail, because half of the students are hardened criminals and there’s no windows. The air is replaced with juul smoke. It’s a land of incest, douchebags, Vineyard vine bitches, and piercings. You walk in and are welcomed with kind words of drug deals, slang, and yo sup dummay. Everyone in the athletic department dates eachother. By the time you leave this school it will have taken your virginity and will to live. Word of advice: bring a rape whistle. Welcome to Loch raven:)

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A high school in Baltimore County that is full of closest lesbian soccer playing girls whos entire wardrobe consists of Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, American Eagle and giant pearls. Girls who attend Loch Raven wish they could go to NDP or any other private school.

A school filled with pot heads, thugs, jocks, and preps. Everyone goes around talking about one another and all the prep girls walk around in their ugly ass moccasin things and skirts...horrible! The school has gone completely downhill since the class of 2004 has left!!!

School in Parkville, MD with many thug wannabees, with a very low IQ, usually smaller than the size of their shoe, that try to be hardcore while their parents pay for their expensive vehicles and comfortable lifestyle, most aren't cognizant of this fact though. Loch Raven is similar to that of the rest of Baltimore County.