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A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.
Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
by LobsterLover68 October 02, 2019
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1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".
2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.
2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.
"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."
by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 06, 2018