When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
by Jamsiey December 31, 2019
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The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach
Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session
by ladislav77 July 28, 2017
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The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧
Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
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When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.
Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.
by Stiffkillerbear October 06, 2020
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When a person becomes red in the face from taking of some kind of drug...or drinking too much...
Hey dude...your Lobstering hardcore!!!

Shit man...I'm Lobstering man
by Dookz September 06, 2007
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Something our sleep-deprived Tubbo said in a Ranboo stream
Tubbo: I'm gonna start withholding lobstering from you

Ranboo: What does that even mean???
by Yuri_loves_pens June 22, 2021
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When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.
by ImNotALobster June 07, 2017
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