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When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.
Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
by Jamsiey December 31, 2019
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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when u shove/force ur ass in a girls mouth while she makes her hand like a claw and squeezes ur nuts
oh snap i just saw dylan d and sterling c lobstering yolanda
by Sterling and dylan May 10, 2006
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The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach
Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session
by ladislav77 July 28, 2017
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When a person becomes red in the face from taking of some kind of drug...or drinking too much...
Hey dude...your Lobstering hardcore!!!

Shit man...I'm Lobstering man
by Dookz September 06, 2007
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The act of peeing on a person while you’re fucking them. It’s called lobstering because lobsters actually do this irl. 💧
Hey yo timsha let’s meet up for a lobstering session in the School library... the carpets finna be wet and dirty asffff tho
by benthelobstaaa🤤 September 16, 2018
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When you and a sexual partner dress up as lobsters and piss on each other's faces in the 69 position.
Dude, I got drunk at a furry convention and walked in on a couple degenerates lobstering.
by Stiffkillerbear October 06, 2020
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