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A blonde, small person who is completely accident-prone, is hypocritical, a nuisance to this Earth, and only watches the youtuber Pyrocynical.
You are such a Loagen.
by TheSpicyPickle November 24, 2019
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A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."
by September 07, 2020
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Loagen is a blonde haired short kid who is also a skinny mini and loves memes and youtube, really doesn't care about anything and he's a really great guy that does a lot of work.
dang, I wish I was a loagen
by skinny mini May 23, 2019
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Loagen is a small blonde person who thinks that their original definition was mean. He may be short but whoever said that about me is unloved. I don't like being called a hypocrite. Even though I am.
"You are such a Loagen." "thanks that's a COMPLIMENT"
by Loaf that's not buttered yet November 25, 2019
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