A huge overdue amount of cum that weighs down your balls and makes them ache blue

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

what your mom should have swallowed.

1. semen
2. cum
3. love juice
4. jizz
5. a slut's toothpaste

Laundry that's being washed, you sick perverts. XD

a lot of something

a portion of cum