A genetic mix of a llama, an emu and a manitee. A Fat feathered animal with a llama face, that spits. An amphibious creature. Commonly used to save the pope from the horror of his pope-ish existance.

See 'Pope Thief'

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed