And stubborn bitch, she’s such a pain in the ass never shuts up and can’t keep a guy she flirts with every guy but expects every guy she likes to only flirt and talk to her. When her friends tell her what she asks for “the truth” she gets mad or upset and is so self centered even though she calls herself ugly and fat she still only cares about herself
“Hey liz you look great”
Lizlynne- “I’m ugly and fat what are u talking abt?”
“ ok whatever anyways I need to tell u something important”
Lizlynne- “OMG I HATE GUYS THEY ALWAYS ARE FLIRTING WITH OTHER GIRLS”
Lizlynne- “I’m ugly and fat what are u talking abt?”
“ ok whatever anyways I need to tell u something important”
Lizlynne- “OMG I HATE GUYS THEY ALWAYS ARE FLIRTING WITH OTHER GIRLS”
by Thisssbitch April 12, 2019
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
Jun 5 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
