A tar lunged slag and is the mother of the ugly naka darragh croke.she only goes out the house for cigarettes to shove up her filthy fanny which now has crabs.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.