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When you shove 9 fingers into a lady. Preferably more of your non dominant hand. Your dominant thumb then rubs the clitorus while you yell "hey batta batta"!
by speddedler December 31, 2012
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for.
For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.
by biWinning 573 October 01, 2011