A condition in middle-age men where the power generated by their legs in cycling, running, or really any sport, is equivalent to the power output of an 8-year-old girl.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.