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The teacher asked her first grade class, "How will we reduce the number of Americans who keep testing positive for coronavirus?"
From the back of the class, a very small hand shot up. The teacher ignored the small hand, for it belonged to her worst student.
But no one else was responding. Finally she said, "Yes, Donald?"
Donald said, "It's beautiful, and I am the only one who can do it, because everyone else is a dope. Just stop testing."
The teacher raised her eyes from the floor, stared out the window, and said quietly, "Once again, Little Donny has a brilliant solution."
From the back of the class, a very small hand shot up. The teacher ignored the small hand, for it belonged to her worst student.
But no one else was responding. Finally she said, "Yes, Donald?"
Donald said, "It's beautiful, and I am the only one who can do it, because everyone else is a dope. Just stop testing."
The teacher raised her eyes from the floor, stared out the window, and said quietly, "Once again, Little Donny has a brilliant solution."
by Monkey's Dad June 24, 2020
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011