The teacher asked her first grade class, "How will we reduce the number of Americans who keep testing positive for coronavirus?"

From the back of the class, a very small hand shot up. The teacher ignored the small hand, for it belonged to her worst student.

But no one else was responding. Finally she said, "Yes, Donald?"

Donald said, "It's beautiful, and I am the only one who can do it, because everyone else is a dope. Just stop testing."

The teacher raised her eyes from the floor, stared out the window, and said quietly, "Once again, Little Donny has a brilliant solution."

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub