Oh really? You gon pretend I didn't see you take my lighter? Yo!!, you got me litrontip, homeboy! You got me Fucked up! got me lit at the wrong tip bitch.!

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"