Ted : dude if we all put ice in the ocean at the same time we be ending global warming

Bob : that’s just litiot let’s do it

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

You: I lost the weed.
Me: You're such a litiot!