Lithuanians are from Lithuania...

So is my grandfather.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Hey, dude, where are all the lithuanians?
Mostly in Ireland, or on the basketball court.

Those lithuanians wer doin vodka the lithuanian way.

"Are you Lithuanian?"
"Stop asking me that"

Lithuanian low-key dosent make any sense

"Are you planning on dating her?"
"Fuck no! She's a Lithuanian"
"Oh fuck alright, understandable"