Contains the ancient teachings of abstaining from activities that deplete your body of it's life essence. Ex: Masturbation and Sex.
Man 1: Hey bro have you been reading the literature?

Man 2: Nah, I wack it ten times a week.
Man 1: You should really read the literature and retain that life essence of yours.
by Krunkarot July 13, 2021
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What men call porn mags when they don't want to get caught by their girl friends.
Guy:Hunny, I only buy those mags for the articles.
Girl:Uh-Huh, and you only watch porn on my comuter to observe the directors skills.
Guy:Hunny, I thot you liked literature.
by Juliazz January 12, 2007
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A fancy word for books that scholars approve of.
"Dune was pretty epic, but I don't think Mr. McDonaldsMeister would allow us to include it on our literature reading list."
by A Person With the Name Alex December 03, 2018
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Literature is all that is written, as well as books, educational or otherwise.
Our society was built upon literature. Some are inclined to enjoy literature more than others.
by InConSciOUS November 06, 2015
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Yo dawg we getting some literature tonight?
-Hell Yeah!
-I'm read so much literature tonight!
by Books123 January 10, 2010
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Poop that is retarded that people think is safisticated, yet its just fake boring poop!
Peacock read the piece of literature and was a trad.
by YOYOYO January 29, 2005
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