Orwellian newspeak for "figuratively".

A rare breed of person who types correctly, using corrent grammer & punctuation where necessary. They are often for elitists because of their desire to mingle with other literates.

They detest things such as chatspeak, which is often called "shorthand" by illiterates. Some literates can deal with said chatspeak, while others cannot.

Short for literally.

When your more litty than someone else. Word created by Colton Show (ME)

Literal. It's the new way to say literal. Literal isn't literally used as literal anymore. We need a new literal. Literally, this is it.

Literal + seriously = literously; it's seriously literal.

When something is for real, bruh.

In a literal manner or sense; exactly.