wanna know why i created this because i want a literally empty mug for my dad jose

*innocently search for slang terms* *founds that literally every word in the urban dictionary has a relation with sex*

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

Nathalie : “Babe is my bunda looking phat?”

Joe: “Stupid fucking bitch you’re Literally Hitler🤯”
Gav: “Oi, Hitler! Think before you open your mouth again”

H3: Keemstar is literal scum pass it on
*promotes Britbong*

wow i love alina starkov, how did people not notice she was the sun summoner when she lights up everyone’s life with a smile?!? literal sunshine is what she is and it’s not hard to see

he doesn’t like m&m cookies therefore he is a literal syncopath