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To do a "Lisa" is the physical act of summoning my aeons, e.g, to gain physical pleasure from a vibrating videogame controller. The term is of unknown origin but is believed to have come from somewhere in Southern England.
"Only I can summon my aeons!"

"Mindy was getting horny last night, so she totally pulled a Lisa!"

"Oh, gross, I saw my mom doing a Lisa last night with my new copy of Final Fantasy X!"
by SubjectSin February 26, 2009
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if u hurt lisa u are the devil. lisa’s are the sweetest things to ever exist and deserve nothing but love. they’re always there for u and are genuine. make sure to give them to love back tho <3
it’s a very good day, must be because lisa said good morning to me”
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Any girl that has a 'righteous' attitude. They usually blame others for bad decisions they make. Someone who contracts a sexually transmittied disease, especially HPV, and blames it on everyone except themselves.
That girl is such a lisa

I Got the lisa last night, damn
by Теневой воин May 06, 2011
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Damn that's a long face it must be a Lisa

Hey look at that horse face it must be a Lisa
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A girl that seems like at your first meeting you are her best friend, how sweet she is. She sucks you into her world of " poor victim to all her relationships" all along stabbing you behind her back. Saying the same awful things she says about others to you. Judging everything you say and do. If you are 100 percent on her side about everything she will do break your spirit.
Innocent chick: " I feel so sorry for Lisa, she seems to have it so hard, and her husband is such an jerk, and her friends never call her or understand her stresses, poor Lisa! "
Every X friend : " that Lisa selfish, but you keep her company while we hear her talk shit about you, thanks"

Don't be a Lisa, treat your friends with love and respect, except yourself and other for all that they are. If you can not then let them go and never speak an ill word of them again!
by Zippy February 09, 2012
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Usually found in her home town Red Deer Alberta. She loves to post half naked pictures of herself on Facebook. She cheats on her boyfriend (commonly referred to as Charles or Chuck) She may have nice hair and somewhat of a nice body, but everything is "decent" butterface! Most say she comes from the gorilla family and others say she just looks like one. Being apart of the monkey family she loves to ransack houses and show up where shes not wanted. And last but not least she likes to cheat on her boyfriend but in order not to get caught she tries to act innocent and say that guys make her do it.

Also known as big slut or bitch if you will.
lisa " hey guys lets get trafiaked"

Anne " boo you whore"
by Anneeandashley, March 17, 2011
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Though most Lisa's are hot!...this particular type is a fat ugly hoe. She's usually an uneducated baby mama on food stamps and or a failed beautician.
"What's that nasty Lisa bitch doing here. Raggedy ass fat hoe!"
by FoxyNdaDesert July 04, 2012
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