by sdasdadsadsasdadsadasdadads April 09, 2021
The person who is your friends cousins friends sisters girlfriend.
You don't know her, but she knows you.
And will make sure to find you, wherever you are, and correct your grammar.
You don't know her, but she knows you.
And will make sure to find you, wherever you are, and correct your grammar.
by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020
A girl who is seriously delusional and is cursed with never having a real relationship at any point in her life. She has many issues and a terrible temper, completely submissive, borderlined mentally retarded and is a terrible cook. Unable to give a decent blowjob, so bad in fact that one can actually be turned off when receiving one. Has delusions of grandeur and self worth. Also may currently have a loveless marriage.
by ortesk November 13, 2014
Lisa is one of the most generous people you'll ever meet. She's kind, caring, smart, and so much more. She may make a few mistakes but you should never let a Lisa go.
by Cinnabon Cat May 24, 2018
Lisa is the type of girl you want to run away from as she is a dirty cock seeking whore. She's the type of women to get pregnant 4 times at the age of 15 and live off welfare (Don't ask). She's also the type that will sleep with anyone with a dick and give them stage 7 genital warts. It happened to me so I don't want it to happen to you... Stay clear of all Lisa's.
by Fanatic_Virus September 06, 2019
A middle aged teacher who likes to lecture. Uses the blood of innocent children to fill up her fountain pen. Wears P.F flyers and has many things wrong with her. Including Lupus, crippling depression, asthma, and dyslexia. Hates children, babies, young adults, teenagers, and her ex husband. Went to a fancy college but end up being a teacher. Points finger guns at all the children to release her anger. Enjoys Playing with hello Kitty action figures, Reading True Grit, making brownies with her cat and roasting her kids.
by I hate pll April 08, 2017
Roger: omg have you’ve seen that girl Lisa?
Mark: nah she looks like trash
Roger: wtf you mean she’s hot
Mark: nah she looks like trash
Roger: wtf you mean she’s hot
by partyomo October 04, 2017

